You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO
You: there
You: anyong
You: ehem
You: ARE YOU THERE?
Stranger: HELLO!
You: cool!
Stranger: YES I AM
Stranger: I CARNT SEEM TO CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE
You: wow
You: wait, i’m going to get my mic
You: OK I’M BACK
You: HAHA SO WE’RE THE SAME NOW
Stranger: SHIT!
You: YEY
Stranger: HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN TO US?
You: I DON’T KNOW
You: I’VE MET AN ALIEN
You: YOU?
Stranger: SWEET!
You: THE ALIEN GAVE ME PILLS
Stranger: WHATS THEIR NAME?
You: WHEN I ATE IT, I TURNED INTO A SLOTH
You: THE NAMES ARE….
You: MR. ABC AND MRS. XYZ
Stranger: HOLY CRAP
Stranger: THATS IMMENSE
You: I KNOW
Stranger: DO THEY SELL MCAT?
You: HMM NOT REALLY SURE
Stranger: CAN THEY GET HOLD OF SOME?
Stranger: MY PLANT NEEDS FERTILISING
You: AAAHH
You: THEY GAVE ME SOME FERTILIZER TOO
You: WANNA TRY ?
You: IT SAYS WARNING THOUGH
Stranger: FUCK WARNINGS
You: HAHAHA OK
Stranger: IM LIVING ON THE EDGE
You: *GIVES THE FERTILIZER
Stranger: SWEET
You: YEY
Stranger: *SNORT*
You: GO ON AND TRY
Stranger: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
You: HEEY
You: ARE YOU OK??
You: YOU’RE STILL ALIVE RIGHT?
Stranger: I THINK SO
You: WHAT HAPPENED?
Stranger: BUT MY ARMS HAVE FALLEN OFF
You: EWWWWWW
Stranger: IM TYPING WITH MY PENIS
You: STICK EM BACK
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: IM TALENTED LIKE THAT
You: NICE MAN
Stranger: WAIT A MINUTE………
You: OK
Stranger: THEY’VE GROWN BACK!
You: WOW COOL!
Stranger: BUT SHIT, I HAVE HOOKS FOR HANDS
You: WHAT’S NEXT?
You: AAAAWWWWWWWW
Stranger: I DUNNO!
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
You: I’M
You: IN A ROOM
Stranger: I NEED HELP
You: A VERY DARK ROOM
You: OH NOES
Stranger: NO WAY!
You: OK
You: I’LL TRY TO GET THERE
Stranger: LIGHT SOME CANDLES
You: BUT I CAN’T FIND THE DOOR
You: I THINK I’M TRAPPED
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You: OH NOOEESSS
You: WAIT
You: I SEE A HOLE
You: I’M GOING IN THERE
Stranger: DONT!
You: WHY?
Stranger: IT COULD BE A BLACK HOLE
You: OHMYGOD
You: I WANNA GET OUT OF HERE
Stranger: NO WAIT, THERES ON HERE TOO!
You: REALLY?
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end. Lol
